Sup. 17. United States. Female. I don't know what else to say. Toodle-pip

 

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi)

sixpenceee:

littlekalashnikitty:

sixpenceee:

My life has come to a point where I wear ugly but really comfortable shoes. 

Congratulations, you’re an adult. <3 

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And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too.

Night Vale (via 5hts)

(Source: koreyan)

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

zkac:

*holds my newborn baby for the first time* wow… you are just a tiny swagless version of myself

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me coche

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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jesuislepoisson:

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

you